Theories with Todoroki

On this episode of: Theories with Todoroki

Why Deku is All Might's Secret Love Child

Unless you are completely blind, like how I was after the tea kettle incident, you will notice how strangely close All Might and Deku are. Not only do they share a similar quirk, but according to the secret cameras I placed in Midoriya's apartment, All Might was literally on his knees begging Ms. Inko to let Deku stay at the dorms, just like a secret desperate father would. The only thing I don't see that they share is Midoriya's love for crying, however this does not stop my theory. According to the secret microphones I placed in UA's teacher's lounge (I need reliable sources), All Might actually trains Midoriya in secret, and forces him to eat his hair. At least he abuses Midoriya less than Endeavor abused me.

This concludes today's episode. It gave me severe flashbacks to my traumatic childhood